salivates over the twin peaks soundtrack
salivates over the twin peaks soundtrack
hhhhhhwhwhhghhdh
election……day……
i have a B in precalc and i officially hate everything
just sent tumblr staff a strongly-worded email telling them why they should release hoarded urls
When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I’ll put the chairs on tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.
my computer can only hold a charge for half an hour
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43/100 Tom Hiddleston
omg i’m so mad where the hell is my tablet pen
“Joke, but… [starts laughing]”
John Barrowman, ladies and gentlemen.
OH MY GOD STOPPIT
ellie goulding had like three shows yesterday in chicago oh my yhgofdodd aND I WAS IN A CAR DRIVING TO MICHIGAN WOW FUCK MY LIFE?????
Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
Friend: But she's really a
Me: No stop