The Gallifreyan Pick-Up Lines Song

You’ve got more curves than the Seal of Rassilon
You’re hotter than Gallifrey after the time war
I think you need a doctor
Do you wanna see my jammy dodger

If you wanna get some alien hotties
Gallifreyan pickup lines are the way to go
I’ve got 900 years of experience
So baby let me take you home

You just reversed the polarity of my neutron flow
What has two heads, three hearts, and isn’t wearing clothes?
Is that a sonic screwdriver that I see
Or are you just happy to see me?

If you wanna get some alien hotties
Gallifreyan pickup lines are the way to go
I’ve got 900 years of experience
So baby let me take you home

Do you want to see my TARDIS
They say it’s bigger on the inside
Why should we exterminate
When we can attempt to….. inseminaaaaate

If you wanna get some alien hotties
Gallifreyan pickup lines are the way to go
I’ve got 900 years of experience
My time machine’ll make you delirious
You seem to have stolen both of my hearts
But I may have two of some other parts…..

So baby let me take you home

2 years ago249 notes
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