ok so in english class we have to write our own version of jonathan swift’s “a modest proposal” satire

and i want to do something about feminism or racism but i dont know what could possibly be as radical as EATIN’ BABIES

like, i could say… “the way to eliminate prejudice is to eliminate those who experience it, that way nobody experiences it” and then talk about like…..killing minorities…..

is that satirical/drastic enough? I KNOW SOME OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE GOOD IDEAS, HELP ME OUT HERE

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4 months ago on January 31, 2012 at 11:54am
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  1. sonnet-130 said: (Warning this is TERRIBLE) My friend and I once wrote (for the same assignment) something about putting everyone with AIDS in africa and then nuking africa, something like that (years ago)…. yeah it was awful
  2. textbookenigmatic said: I had to do something like this, I think I suggested we all have sex with our teachers to end favoritism.
  3. threepwillow said: when I did this assignment my high school was in the middle of a dress code crisis so I wrote about how we could eliminate the dress code problem by just having everyone come to school naked.
  4. thellamasareright said: You should say how only gingers can procreate because they’re always beautiful (see Benedict Gingerbatch and Karen Gingerllan).
  5. morpheusnyx said: I did that project in high school! I think I wrote about global warming. But as for prejudice, maybe you could suggest going all Harrison Bergeron on everyone?
  6. rockonscubatron said: I’d say write one about feminism. Eliminate it by milking men for a year or two, for the continuation of the species. Triple the reimbursement for sperm donation and encourage all women to save/freeze the junk. Then KILL DEM AWL.
  7. lover-you-shouldve-come-over said: Eliminate racism by requiring that everyone’s skin be bleached and seared so that everyone is the same color. Also, everyone has to shave their heads bald so no one can tell by hair color.
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